Violent Dreams

Yesterday night, I dreamt that I chastised Muddydonkey and sidekick in public. It started with the sidekick ordering me to “Go buy a battery”. I yelled about being courteous, respect and all. I felt great after. In fact, I woke up feeling like a million bucks.

The night before, I dreamt that I attacked the ignorant fool behaving like an inconsiderate fuckwit mentioned below. Her face was strangely hard and her gut was softer than I imagined. Slapping her face felt like slapping a brick and punching her gut felt like hitting a down pillow - all the force was deflected sideways not inwards. Anyway, I woke up and found myself sleeping on my left hand and my blanket bunched up in my fist. I woke up ready to kill anybody that stood in my way.

The funny thing is, although the fuckwit made me angry, the relationship between muddydonkey and me is improving.

posted 2 years ago